TRADE: Orioles Acquire Luis Castillo From Mariners
The Baltimore Orioles have been in dire need of a boost to their pitching staff, which sits with the second-worst ERA in all of baseball (5.50), the third-worst WHIP (1.53), and the second-worst batting average against (.287). So you'd think that going out and acquiring Luis Castillo from the Seattle Mariners would solve their problems?
Not quite. The O's traded for Luis F. Castillo from Seattle — he's a bit different from the Mariners' three-time All-Star and ace Luis M. Castillo.
BREAKING NEWS:
— SleeperOrioles (@SleeperOrioles) May 8, 2025
The Orioles have traded for Luis Castillo (RHP, Mariners)
But not the Luis Castillo you're thinking of… Luis F. Castillo.
His stats this season:
0-0, 7.71 ERA, 2.71 WHIP, 5 K, 7 BB
What is Elias thinking?!?!?! pic.twitter.com/Z8Ixh2H30H
And as the trade was posted and announced in the late-night hours on the East Coast, some Orioles fans were half-asleep and shocked at the news, until they realized they were not getting the fireballing 9-year veteran ace starter, but rather a 30-year-old rookie who has pitched all of 10.2 innings in the majors, and has a 7.71 ERA this season in 7 IP with the Mariners, with a 2.71 WHIP and a 5:7 strikeout to walk ratio.
Yikes.
Orioles fans have flooded social media, reacting as you'd think they would to this troll move:
Three possibilities exist:
— Freddie (@FreddieTheOsFan) May 8, 2025
1. Elias asked for the wrong Luis Castillo and didn't realize until it was too late
2. Elias wanted to troll Orioles fans
3. Elias actually intended to trade for a 30-year-old with a 7.71 ERA thinking it would help the team
I don't know which is worse.
WRONG LUIS CASTILLO https://t.co/kbDLeYjOd7 pic.twitter.com/x0WHbngKKM
— i bet on losing birds (@bigtimerutsch) May 8, 2025
Was Live with @koestreicher34 when the Orioles acquired Luis (F!!!) Castillo from the Seattle Mariners...
— Zach Bollinger (@zachbollinger18) May 8, 2025
Sometimes all you can do is laugh the pain away pic.twitter.com/YbOGWS0Oy1
What the hell do you mean “the other Luis Castillo”??????
— OriolesMuse (@OriolesMuse) May 8, 2025
Orioles GM Mike Elias has some explaining to do.
Photo: © Rick Osentoski-Imagn Images